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Suddenly I’m popular!

11 Oct

In my role as international sex symbol and awesome influencer (I saw that smirk!) I am not immune from receiving numerous offers of untold riches and adulation from the social media masses – let’s get real here people, I barely get messages from people I actually honestly know.

I can go days and weeks without receiving a message via a social media message app, usually because my nearest and dearest message me via one medium. So to suddenly get a number of messages saying hi, let’s hook up, nice to meet you, let’s chat, you sound like someone like me – I really do roll my eyes so far back in my head I can see my butt crack.

These attempts do amuse me. Really, you like my profile, it’s bland, uninformative and unhuman. You think my pictures look hot, well I’m not ‘in’ any of the public pictures, my avatar was generated yonks ago, it’s a caricature. Others are either witty sarcastic memes or cats.

Today I received a message from a supposed cabinet minister of UAE, yet he is completely devoid of any punctuation skills. Hmmm, do other languages not have commas and full stops? He called me ‘Dear’, really am I a dear, that’s what a grey haired granny says to her grandchild. It’s a doddery word.

Then I received one from a USA Air Force base person, who thought we had lots in common after reading all my profile had to say about me. I’m no Lycra clad gym bunny with curve and muscles, like her photo, not to mention the twenty year age gap.

I have often wondered what my profile says, what do people (genuine people, not the phishing, bot, scammer kind) deduce about me from what is there? How can I see my public profile as if I were a stranger?

Maybe it is just my cynical superstitious nature that has me going “WotEva” as I hit the block button.

 
4 Comments

Posted by on October 11, 2021 in General, Life, people, Uncategorized

 

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4 responses to “Suddenly I’m popular!

  1. snowbird

    October 11, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    WotEva indeedy! Oh, these scammers do like me crackers.xxx

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  2. menhir1

    October 12, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    Oh dear, oh deary me!

    Bright eyed and fuzzy tailed; to misquote a phrase.

    Do you think your fan club may become respectful if your avatar was that of a nun, or an Archbishop with the full regalia? Failing that, St George slaying the dragon.

    Xxxxx

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    • AnneMarie

      October 12, 2021 at 9:32 pm

      It’s hilarious how my avatar and public profile (the same as on here) causes such a stir! It’s akin to those persons with numerous millions to get out of their despot country and can they use my bank account and gift me a third 😂

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  3. menhir1

    October 12, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    Sounds like the trail to hitting the jackpot. Though heaven only knows what it might be,
    Pandora’s box would be no gift to yearn for either,
    Xxx

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