Call My Boobs

29 Oct

I’ve had one of those ‘craft’ moments, my brain was absolutely no help, all it had to do was remember one simple thing.  Settle back and picture the scene…..

I have a distant relationship with my mobile, often it is in the draw needing to be charged to get the code to log into some secure online account or whatever. I might top it up once a year or eighteen months, you see if people need me they call my landline, email or message me via t’internet. I think I’ve just heard the whole teenage generation faint nthe surprise.

An on-going situation requires me to keep the thing handy.  I had made my coffee, shuffled back to the sofa and sat ready to tackle a to-do or two ….. where’s my phone …..

  • Is it hiding under the tv magazine …. No
  • Is it caught up with my crochet …. No
  • Did it slide off the side table …. No
  • Did it slip between the cushions …. No
  • Has it fallen into the wool bag beside the table …. No
  • Did I leave it on my desk …. No
  • Did I leave it by the bed or on the pillow …………..

As I was resigning to having to get up and go look I felt something move.

It was in my bra, it had been snuggled in there all warm for the past few hours since I’d got dressed in the morning.


Posted by on October 29, 2018 in Life


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10 responses to “Call My Boobs

  1. Bushka

    October 30, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Just Love this post. Imagination ran riot. Ended up with cute caption: Mobile phone in Bra. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Hugs

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    • AnneMarie

      October 30, 2018 at 12:12 pm

      It astounded me that I had so quickly got used to the sensation of it being there! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      • Bushka

        October 30, 2018 at 2:45 pm


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  2. deacongill

    October 30, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Ha ha ha – how funny! Who ever heard of a boob with a ringing tone before?? An excellent and pragmatic solution to the problem we all have – where did I put my phone?? Maybe you ought to add hooks to all your bras, not only for phones but also for keys, TV control etc … πŸ˜‰

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  3. menhir1

    October 30, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    Aw boob-ala. What fun.

    Love that bra with the contrasting cups. It’s good enough to display anywhere.

    Not sure about comporting oneself around with delightful cosy undie and nesting a chocolate bar in a bra…..


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    • AnneMarie

      October 30, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      Thankfully I’m not a chocolate person, I prefer nuts and they don’t melt πŸ˜‚


      • menhir1

        October 30, 2018 at 11:29 pm

        πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Safer, in that case, to keep a phone close to you, warm and ready to go.

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  4. menhir1

    October 31, 2018 at 10:57 am

    Super post Anne-Marie! Thank you for the giggle. Xxx

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