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Siri? Alexa? No, Aunty

13 May

Picture the scene……. You are sitting comfy on the sofa, feet up, the late afternoon sunshine warming your exposed toes, your mind is occupied watching Columbo run rings around William Shatner, you are contemplating when to go make your poached salmon with vegetable rice and a splash of soy sauce, when the phone rings…….

Now I never get unsolicited phone calls, BFF calls during the week during her walk home from work, Bro-In-Law and Big Sis are away for the weekend, Nephew & family would be eating their dinner, whose left to call! I scramble to mute the tv and grab the phone. 

“Hello?”

“Hello you, it’s me” (Bro-In-Law) Utoh, problems? Brain scurries every which way

“Hello you” my brain is bemused, coherence not engaged

“You by the pod” that’s code for within reach of t’internet

“Yeeaaahhhhssssssss?” My brain is reaching wtf mode

“What time does the GP start?” 

Really? No, Hey we’re having a fab time, missing us, food awesome at that pub, etc etc, just straight in with the important stuff, lol.

“6pm Channel Four”

“Ta much”

Who needs Google when you’ve a me!!!

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4 Comments

Posted by on May 13, 2018 in General, Life, people

 

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4 responses to “Siri? Alexa? No, Aunty

  1. menhir1

    May 13, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    Utoh, Me, Pod, BFF, Bro, who needs the blue tooth (or is it ‘teeth’) androids when you’ve got all those acronyms in tow. You’ve definitely no need to buy the radio and TV listings every week.

    xxx 😉

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  2. deacongill

    May 14, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    We all have our uses … 😉

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