—Not only did I put my undies on back to front but also inside out
—Error was not discovered until after I had put my trousers on and I had stood up (a struggle)
—While making scrambled eggs the egg shell fell to the floor, as I moved to kick it out the way (I cannot bend down to pick anything up) crushed it into my big toe resulting in shell pushed under toe nail and squishy gunk on the skin.
—Fancied toast but when I opened the cupboard I discovered an onion shooting towards the stars, plus ‘someone’ tidied the contents and I cannot feel where it is (or bend down to see where it is)
—Tried making toast under the grill. Oh well, a bit of charcoal is good for the digestive system, right?
Did someone move the thirteenth to today?