Salad eating is dangerous

12 Aug

It sits there, looking all innocent, colourful and organic. It’s refreshing crispness, matched by its wholesome flavours. Little does it warn that during the eating of, it will disguise you chomping down on your inner cheek, trapping your tongue between molars nor somehow managing to scratch your own gum!

Never have that problem with KFC, lol.


Posted by on August 12, 2016 in Grumble, Life


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8 responses to “Salad eating is dangerous

  1. Bushka

    August 12, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Yummy! Stay healthy. Hugs. šŸ’•

    Liked by 1 person

  2. menhir1

    August 12, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    It’s all in the bite!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. daryan12

    August 12, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    I know there was a food scare recently about salads, the advice was to make sure you wash it all first.

    Of course here in Scotland salad is well known to be hazardous, eating your greens up here consists of not pulling the gherkin out of your burger.

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    • AnneMarie

      August 12, 2016 at 11:10 pm

      Lol. In a previous blog I have likened salad to a bag of hedgerow clippings.


  4. deacongill

    August 13, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    Hub is trying to lose weight and is mournfully chomping through big bowls of salad at lunchtimes these days. His opinion is that if God had wanted us to eat green stuff we would all be rabbits.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Wendy Weir

    August 13, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    Never have that problem with KFC! Ha–that was a great way to end your post! Thanks for the giggle.

    Liked by 1 person


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