Missed me? I bet you didn’t even realise I was gone :p For the past dozen ish days my BFF has been to
take care of, play, stay with me – it quickly becomes one long pj party, staying awake till the wee wee hours chatting and reminiscing, eating good fun food when hungry with a few treats nibbles and junk, putting the world to rights when its stupidity comes to the fore, watching good old movies on the tv, chilling and relaxing and all that good stuff. Her daughter [BFF Jnr] couldn’t visit as she had work [boo] but we had fun none the less.
Sitting comfy on the sofa one day, minding our own beeswax, BFF knitting as she had finished the crochet blanket [we know how to party hard] her phone vibrates and there is a message from BFF Jnr, and it is this “OMG!” ….. well this can be anything from there is no milk or there a spider in my room to ww3 apocalyptic disaster. Her next missive adds some info “Look at what Harold has done”. Harold is one of the two adorable ginger three-month old kittens they have homed. The picture above comes into view.
“What!!” exclaims BFF
“There’s a mouse in my house??” [well yeah but not a live one by the looks]
“How did it get in the kitchen!!”
BFF Jnr adds “He won’t let me take it away from him, he growls and holds it harder”
All sorts are going through our minds, how did it get in, is it alone or is there a gang, could it have been when the kitchen was refurbished, it looks like a little scrawny was it a teenager, what can be done I am down here she’s up there .. etc etc etc.
Words pass to and fro until finally there is a confession – it is a toy one that BFF Jnr bought for them to play with and they love it.
I say she should be put on litter tray cleaning duty for at least a while week for that!!
Jolly good jape though 😀